Who is Oscar Mayer; and why does everyone want his Wiener?

Happy day! I don't have to work! The world rejoices. Well ok, only I rejoice. But that’s not the point. I have decided to do nothing today…. other than this…. ok yeah I’ll work on my craptacular website. And let’s face it, that hush puppy needs some major overhauls.
On my way to work yesterday I saw some Prairie Chickens. Now I’m convinced those birds are totally retarded or something. Most bird fly away when a car is coming. Those things just stand there…. Duh ha… what is that big red thing coming towards me? One almost flew into the side of my car…. How stupid is that? Let’s play hit the firebird.
I laughed really hard on Sunday. Going to go see the new Arctic Cat sleds and in the ditch there were a few ravens. They were obviously eating some road kill; one actually had a wing from another bird in its beak. My brother goes, “Hey Charlie, why don’t you go sit in the middle of the road and see if that big semi will hit you.” “Uh, duh…ok.”
Notice the title of this little rant had nothing to do with the actually rant? Funny huh?