I could show up as Cupid at your doorstep on Valentine's Day...but I look nasty in a diaper.

So how is Valentine's Day for everyone out there? Mine was the same as every year, work. And not be with that special someone. How ever he did send me a card, and he said he would bring flowers for me on Friday when he comes home. I thought this was kinda funny; this is what the card said.


How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day

1. Rise at 5:30 am. Wet-nose the master.
2. Go out and Pee on the world.
3. Make Poopy.
4. Sniff Poopy.
5. Seriously think about eating poopy.
6. Eat funny-looking but instead.
7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug.
8. Drink out of magic well.
9.Roll around in filth, then lavish master with kisses.
10. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again.