Can't Sleep.....Birds will get me

I officially hate winter! Why may you ask? The highways were really crappy yesterday. One side of the road was covered in snow and the other side was covered in slush. I was late because the roads were so bad. I think everyone thought I was full of crap because no one else complained about how bad the roads were. No one else that works there drives on the same road! Maybe that’s why no one complained.
Anyway on my way to work this truck was coming in the opposite direction and covered my car in road grime and slush. My car was completely covered. Then I ran out of washer fluid. I had to add some before I came home from work.
Today I can only imagine how craptacular those roads are. It has been snowing all morning and it is fat fluffy flakes that make a mess out of every thing. I will most likely leave early or not go… we will have to see.
Last night on my way home this truck passed me, and I noticed that they kind of touched on the breaks as they go a little farther ahead of me. So I am driving and roughly where the truck touched the breaks, was this thing that looked like a block of ice. But it wasn’t a block of ice. It was an Owl! A stupid owl was sitting in the middle of the road! ! Do you know how badly that that scared me? All the blood drained out of me and I got a chill. I screamed ‘Holy Fudge’ (only more colorful) and was trying to catch my breath for a little while after.I haven’t been scared like that in a while.
Honestly if it isn’t a prairie chicken its one of those stupid little birds that fly up or now an owl!

P.S.
Happy Leprechaun Day!(St. Patrick's Day)