I have angered the popcorn gods...

I think the popcorn gods are out to get me. The last time I tried to pop microwave popcorn ended in disaster…. Not like hitting an iceberg disaster, but a disaster all the same. It was a little while back. We had just gotten a new microwave and I had the urge at 10 am that I wanted popcorn. I hit the popcorn button and it was done in a 1:45. Now going back to the old microwave, you had to cook it for 3 minutes. Thinking that the popcorn doesn’t look all popped I put it in for another 1:45. Much to my dismay, the microwave stopped and the aroma of burnt popcorn filled the air. It had exploded and left a black mark on the side of the microwave…. To this day when you use the microwave you can smell burnt popcorn for disasters past. So today I felt like popcorn again at 10 am cause I was going to watch a movie. I should have realized that the same disaster would repeat itself. The house smells of burnt popcorn again…